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Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit,
& u’ll always be SMILING!

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Who Wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE

Let”s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?
RING ME! I’LL TELL U!

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Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when
he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but
I never told them anything.

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Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the
trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
“I’ll hear the oldest first,” he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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Good news! A new way to send
Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily
put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE

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its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”

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