Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! 
Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi 
Kya Hai Zindagi-
Dekho To Khwab Hai Zindgi Padho To Kitab Hai Zindgi,
Suno To Gyan Hai Zindgi,
Par Hum Ye Kehte Hai “Haste Raho” To Aasan Hai ZindGI
It takes 15 trees to produce
the amount of paper that we use to write in 1 exam.
Join us in promoting d noble cause of saving trees..
say NO to exams 
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.
Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
Teacher asks children,
what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa
