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God is an invisible parent

Love_Guru — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:42:52 +0000

God is an invisible parent.
& parents r the visible God.

So if u make the visible god happy,
automatically the invisible god becomes happy

Definition of a Holiday

Love_Guru — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:41:29 +0000

Definition of a Holiday:
A Holiday is a Day when a Man stops doing what His Boss wants & starts doing what His Wife wants..!!
Have a Nice Weekend

1 Day DREAM asked LIFE

Love_Guru — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:05:41 +0000

1 Day DREAM asked LIFE:
When’ll we all come true?

LIFE smiled & replied: Never!!
Bcoz the Day all of U come true,
I’ll lost my meaning..!!

If a drop of water falls in a lake there is no identity

Love_Guru — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:59:01 +0000

If a drop of water falls in a lake there is no identity,
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shines like a pearl.
So chose the best place where u can shine!

Our FRIENDSHIP is like 2 sides of a page

Love_Guru — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:33:17 +0000

Our FRIENDSHIP is like 2 sides of a page..
Page 1 U & just behind Page 2 as me,
which can b tore into pieces but can never be separated 4m each other.

Don’t keep your dreams in your eyes

Love_Guru — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:59:21 +0000

Don’t keep your dreams in your eyes,
because they may fall down.
Keep them in your heart,
so that every heartbeat will remind you about Your dream.

For the first time in d history of sms

Love_Guru — Wed, 19 May 2010 06:25:28 +0000

for the first time in d history of sms..
“3D” sms in ur mobile…
See & enjoy…& remember,
I sent it first to u..

D D D

BESAN Ka to apna hi maza hai

Love_Guru — Wed, 19 May 2010 06:21:28 +0000

Rasgula is sweet

Jalebi is sweet

Barfi is sweet

Ptisa is sweet

But in sab se bariya kon?

YES! u r right

It’s U

Bcoz BESAN Ka to apna hi maza hai

Whenever there is hard job to be done

Love_Guru — Wed, 19 May 2010 06:07:48 +0000

Goldn Wrds of Bill Gates:
Whenever there is hard job to be done,
I assign it to a laziest man as He is sure to find an easy way of doing it. .
B LAZY think CRAZY . .

Don’t share ur Top secrets with anyone

Love_Guru — Sun, 16 May 2010 10:35:44 +0000

Mind Blowing words Don’t share ur Top secrets with anyone..
Bcoz if u urself cant keep ur secrets then don’t expect sumbody else 2 keep it…!!