Category Hindi Sms
Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed Laga Rakhi hai,
Aapne DiL me IshQ ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi hai,
Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen…
Hum ne Kya MSG Ki Factory Laga rakhi hai..??
Category Cool Sms
I”m d best
I can prove it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??
Category College-School Sms, Cool Sms
A Typical Student Grabbed a coin,
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,
If it Stands Still on d edge
I”LL Study…
Category College-School Sms, Cool Sms
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
Category Cool Sms
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE”S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes
Category Cool Sms
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Category Cool Sms
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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