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Boy prapoz 2girl
Girl : sakal dekhi he apni isse acha to me sucide karlu.
Boy : kamini mar jaegi par 1 garib k kam nahi aaegi

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A.B.C.D.E.F.G
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”

Reverse of it:

G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again”

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Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??Kyunki Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
“HEY BHAGWA”

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2Times Padte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kahan ata he

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Wats d difference betwn bus & cycle?
?
ANS:
Bus ka stand bus ke sath
kabhi nahi jata
Par cycle ka stand hamesha
cycle ke sath jata hai

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Veeru- Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Papu sitting with his dog in the theator said-
Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai!

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Auraten 3 prakaar ki hoti he.
Ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,
Dusari jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti,
&
Tisri jiske sath aap rehate ho.

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Narak me GandhiJi-Mallika
Dance kar rahe The

Santa (yamraj se)-
GandhiJi ki saza Itni Mazedar kyu?

Yamraj- Abe Gadhe,
saza Mallika ki Hai

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hE?
GUDDU:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hE.
Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hE

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KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega
tumhara naam sabse phele aayega
galti se bhi SMS mat karna
varna oscar koi aur le jayega

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