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Amitabh- Mere Paas Bum

Rocky — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:20:43 +0000

Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Patakhe
fuljhari
Anar
Rocket,
Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Sashi-Mere Paas Maa…

Maa
.
.
.
Maachis he

With my 1 heart 2 eyes

Rocky — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:25:16 +0000

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion DNA’S…
All wishing you a very very
*HAPPY DIWALI*

Na juban se

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:13:02 +0000

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se…

Is diwali pe humari dua hai

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:12:46 +0000

Is diwali pe humari dua hai
ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Ur eyes Pataka

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:12:03 +0000

Ur eyes Pataka,
Ur lip Rocket,
Ur ear chakri,
Ur smile Phuljadi,
Ur style Anar,
Ur personality Bomb,
BACH NIKAL LE..
I am coming wid MOMBATTI..
“HAPPY DIWALI”

Hearty wishes to u

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:11:34 +0000

Hearty wishes to u
& ur family on d festival of lights …
Let happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
“HAPPY DIWALI”

Brighten this season with your smile

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:10:54 +0000

Brighten this season with your smile…
spread cheer,
spread laughter.
Happy Diwali!

DIWALI DHAMAKA

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:10:08 +0000

DIWALI DHAMAKA
Send Your Girlfriend To Me
& Get A Child Free.
……Hurry……
1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins…..

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:09:49 +0000

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali kisubhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI

0 days 312 hours

Rocky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:09:15 +0000

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….