Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne
God me bitha liya.
Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uthgayi or Boli:
Uncle Ya to Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko..!!
Feelings of girls after exam
Kitna lamba tha Kaash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha Par Pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya.
Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!! 
What Is The Similarity
Between A Blu3 Movie
& A Tragedy Movie ??
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Both May Make u
Run For T!ssues ..
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like.
Mama dog said:
“Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”
When an apple is green,
its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen,
she is ready to…
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VOTE. You dirty mind,
Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Dr: Mrs Rani, good news 4 U
Girl: What do U mean by Mrs Rani? Im Miss Rani
Dr: Oh!! Am sorry Miss Rani, Bad news
