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4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay”
Dont Worry
Aap Ka Naam
“Desi Daru” K liye

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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt

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What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?

so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

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Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl- Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl- ok dono dreses pack kardo

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Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day..

Send This MSg 2 ALL ur
Beesharam Frensz..

So That They Get
Sharam As Soon As
Possible ..

I Done My Job

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Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?

Stud - Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

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Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Enjoy
Pig=Eat+Sleep
So Human=Pig+Work+Enjoy
Human-Enjoy=Pig+Work
Humans Who Dont Enjoy=Pig At Work

So Enjoy Life.!

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Ur 5 Qualities
1_______
2_______
3_______
4_______
5_______

Agar zindagi me koi accha kaam kar lete,
to aaj ye jagah khali nahi hoti!

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“wat is mobile?”

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Ye haath me kya chappal pakda hai?
kaise kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai!

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Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!

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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

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