Sms Jokes » Funny http://sms.fun12.com All Latest Cool Funny Sms Jokes :) Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:57:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo http://sms.fun12.com/2010/07/16/pyar-karne-se-pehle-pyar-ka-anjam-dekh-lo/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/07/16/pyar-karne-se-pehle-pyar-ka-anjam-dekh-lo/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:57:43 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4451 PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…

PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…

NA YAKIN aaye toh…

Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..! :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/07/16/pyar-karne-se-pehle-pyar-ka-anjam-dekh-lo/feed/ 0 Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha http://sms.fun12.com/2010/07/16/mera-figure-pepsi-ki-bottal-ki-tarah-tha/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/07/16/mera-figure-pepsi-ki-bottal-ki-tarah-tha/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:44:24 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4443 Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha.
Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/07/16/mera-figure-pepsi-ki-bottal-ki-tarah-tha/feed/ 0 Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/collage-me-ladkiyo-ke-kitne-naam-hote-hai/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/collage-me-ladkiyo-ke-kitne-naam-hote-hai/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:06:58 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4423 Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?

Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/collage-me-ladkiyo-ke-kitne-naam-hote-hai/feed/ 0 Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/pata-he-hum-chlormint-kyu-khate-he/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/pata-he-hum-chlormint-kyu-khate-he/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:05:28 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4421 Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/pata-he-hum-chlormint-kyu-khate-he/feed/ 0 One night a boy asked his girlfriend http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/one-night-a-boy-asked-his-girlfriend/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/one-night-a-boy-asked-his-girlfriend/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:04:43 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4419 One night a boy asked his girlfriend:
“Darling r u free tonight”

His girlfriend shouted & replied:
“Have I ever charged u before?”
Gud Ni8 :)

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/one-night-a-boy-asked-his-girlfriend/feed/ 0 Some beautiful lines Just 4u http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/some-beautiful-lines-just-4u/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/some-beautiful-lines-just-4u/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:03:36 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4417 Some beautiful lines Just 4u

- – - – - – -
= = = = = = =
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
. . . . . . .

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
” ” ” ” ” ” ”

Nice Na..? :)

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/some-beautiful-lines-just-4u/feed/ 0 Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/mere-dil-ko-tab-bahut-jhatka-laga/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/mere-dil-ko-tab-bahut-jhatka-laga/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:02:17 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4411 Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha
Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/mere-dil-ko-tab-bahut-jhatka-laga/feed/ 0 WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/why-in-wedding-ceremony-women-sits-on-left-n-man-on-right/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/why-in-wedding-ceremony-women-sits-on-left-n-man-on-right/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:53:28 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4403 WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side! :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/why-in-wedding-ceremony-women-sits-on-left-n-man-on-right/feed/ 0 It’s a mad world http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/its-a-mad-world/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/its-a-mad-world/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:46:07 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4394 It’s a mad world:
To be is to do- Socratis
To do is to be- Vivekananda
Do be do be do- Scooby Doo
Zoobee do be do- 3 idiots
To to do to to do- DoCoMo :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/its-a-mad-world/feed/ 0 Jab aap Sms nahi karte http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/jab-aap-sms-nahi-karte/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/20/jab-aap-sms-nahi-karte/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:44:28 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4392 Jab aap Sms nahi karte
Itna Gussa aata hai
Dil to chahta hai

CHAPPAL\JUTA nikal ker

Pehanu aur aapse Milne aa Jaau
Sach me aise Q ho aap ;)

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