Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi 
Posts Tagged ‘Girls-Boys’
One night a boy asked his girlfriend
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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One night a boy asked his girlfriend:
“Darling r u free tonight”
His girlfriend shouted & replied:
“Have I ever charged u before?”
Gud Ni8 
WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!
When a girl cries 4a boy it means she loves him a lot
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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When a girl cries 4a boy it means she loves him a lot..But when,
A boy cries 4a girl it means no 1 in this world can love the girl more than that boy!!
Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi 
Boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai
Posted by Love_Guru on 8 June, 2010
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Boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai…
Pehla: Wo kisi ajnabi ladki ko lift nahi dete…
aur
Dusra: Wo kisi ladki ko ajnabi nahi samjhte…!!
FULL FORM OF GIRL!!!
Posted by Love_Guru on 18 May, 2010
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FULL FORM OF GIRL!!!
G = Gossip me sabse aagge,
I = Innocent sirf shakal se,
R = Rone ki automatic machine,
L= Ladai me sabki ma.
Hai na
Bacho pe kya asar padega
Posted by Love_Guru on 18 May, 2010
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Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..! 
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl
Posted by Love_Guru on 10 May, 2010
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If a boy gives a love letter to a girl,
people call him LOAFER
But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy,
they call it OFFER.
Feel the difference
In America
Posted by Love_Guru on 10 May, 2010
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In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform u.
Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time Dnt forget to invite me
