Posts Tagged ‘Hindi’

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaya

This item was filled under [ Good Night Sms, Hindi Sms, Miss You Sms ]

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaya,
Darte hai khawb se kahi tut na jaya,
Par sabse jyada darte aapse…
Jahi aap hume bhul na jaye,
Good Night & Miss u! :)

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Ek admi Dr. Se

This item was filled under [ Doctor's Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Jokes ]

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

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Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam??

This item was filled under [ Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms ]

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-

1)Studies

2)Games

3)Entertainment

4)Love

5)..

6)..

7)..

??

Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta :D

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Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge

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Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!! ;)

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Sagar mein water

This item was filled under [ Flirt Sms, Girls-Boys SMs, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms ]

Sagar mein water

water mein fish

aapko namste

apki girlfriend ko kiss
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa……..

Maza aa gaya… Kal phir karoonga :D

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Jab kabhi ham aapko call na kar sake

This item was filled under [ Hindi Sms ]

Jab kabhi ham aapko call na kar sake

Sms na kar sake,

Mis cal bi na de paye

To samaj lena ki

“SMS” KI DUNIYA KA “BADSHA” AARAM FARMA RAHEN HAI.. :)
Have a Nice Day

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In me se koi 1 cheez select karo

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In me se koi 1 cheez select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda
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Or
apne sar pe zor se maaro.
Shayd meri yad aa jaye.gudmg

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Hmesha Galat mat Samjho

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,,,
( “.)
< )'-- - .
LL '.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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><)))>

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Indians ki khas Aadte

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Indians ki khas Aadte:-
BARISH mili bhigna shuru,
BARAT mili nachna shuru,
LADKI mile line marna shuru,
aur
SMS mila nahi ke reply chhod kr fwd krna shuru. ;)

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?

Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?

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To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo. :D

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