Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaya,
Darte hai khawb se kahi tut na jaya,
Par sabse jyada darte aapse…
Jahi aap hume bhul na jaye,
Good Night & Miss u! 
Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
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Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta 
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!! 
Sagar mein water
water mein fish
aapko namste
apki girlfriend ko kiss
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa……..
Maza aa gaya… Kal phir karoonga
Jab kabhi ham aapko call na kar sake
Sms na kar sake,
Mis cal bi na de paye
To samaj lena ki
“SMS” KI DUNIYA KA “BADSHA” AARAM FARMA RAHEN HAI..
Have a Nice Day
In me se koi 1 cheez select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda
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Or
apne sar pe zor se maaro.
Shayd meri yad aa jaye.gudmg
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Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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Indians ki khas Aadte:-
BARISH mili bhigna shuru,
BARAT mili nachna shuru,
LADKI mile line marna shuru,
aur
SMS mila nahi ke reply chhod kr fwd krna shuru.
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?
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To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
