Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
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Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI 
Posts Tagged ‘Husband-Wife’
Kahin dooor ek gao me
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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Kahin dooor…
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja… Varna
varna
Varna!
Doosra kaise hoga?
Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha.
Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai 
Baaju ke ghar se IODEX maang ke la
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!
WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi se bol
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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1 Aadmi Apni Biwi se bola-
Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi is hisab se me 2 Shadi or ker skta hu
Biwi- Karlo Bas itna yaad rkhna ki Draupdi ke 5 Pati bhi the
Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi 
Bacho pe kya asar padega
Posted by Love_Guru on 18 May, 2010
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Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!
Advocate- Talak krvane ke 50000 Lagenge
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 May, 2010
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Advocate- Talak krvane k 50000 Lagenge..
Husband- Pagal ho kya??
Panditji ne Rs. 51 mein shadi krayi thi.
Advocate- Dekh lia na saste ka natija…
Man to Yamraj In Hell
Posted by Neha on 30 July, 2009
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Man to Yamraj In Hell:
Can I Make a Call to My Wife
Yamraj- Sure
Man, After the Call – How Much Should I Pay
Yamraj- Nothing! Hell to Hell is FREE 
