Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
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Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain. 
Posts Tagged ‘Insult’
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!! 
Sagar mein water
Posted by Love_Guru on 28 August, 2010
Sagar mein water
water mein fish
aapko namste
apki girlfriend ko kiss
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa……..
Maza aa gaya… Kal phir karoonga
AIM High
Posted by Love_Guru on 28 August, 2010
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AIM HIGH
Or U will spoil ur shoes!!
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Written on the walls of a Men’s toilet..!! 
In me se koi 1 cheez select karo
Posted by Love_Guru on 28 August, 2010
In me se koi 1 cheez select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda
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Or
apne sar pe zor se maaro.
Shayd meri yad aa jaye.gudmg
Indians ki khas Aadte
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
Indians ki khas Aadte:-
BARISH mili bhigna shuru,
BARAT mili nachna shuru,
LADKI mile line marna shuru,
aur
SMS mila nahi ke reply chhod kr fwd krna shuru.
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?
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To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
What is kiss?
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
What is kiss?
It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.
Those who understood forwrd it,othrs go & watch cartoon
Useful Tip for lifetime!
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Useful Tip for lifetime:
Agar seedhi Ungli se GHEE naa nikle to
GHEE ko Garam kar lo.
Har Cheez me Ungli karna achchi baat nahi hai
Ye kaun log hain Jo sms ka jawab nahi dete re
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Gubber: Are O sambha ye kaun log hain…
Jo sms k jawab nahi dete re ??
Sambha: Sardar ye wo log he jo missed cal karne kw baad bhi balance check karte hai ..!! 
