Posts Tagged ‘Insult’

When I Was Alone

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When I Was Alone
I Miss U Most
When I Stay With Others
I Know the Value of U
When Ur With Me
I Would Like 2 Miss This Whole World…!

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Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae

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Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost,
Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

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Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.. :D

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This DOG is one act of MONKEY

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This DOG is one act of MONKEY
the  best FOX ways to CROW make u RAT smile :)

CONFUSED :o

Now read it again leaving ur nick name :D

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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Cheez He

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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Cheez He
20Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10Padte He
5Ko Smjh Me Aata He
4To Kanjus Hote He
1Murga Kismat Se Fasta He Jo Reply Karta He

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Ek ghar me 2 pagal the

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Ek ghar me 2 pagal the
ek ka naam tha tu pagal
dusre ka main pagal
tu pagal ghar se bhag gya
to ghar me kaun bacha??

Jawab do!!

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I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt Only U & Me

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I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt
Only U & Me
U Knw WAt Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Coz
I Was EAtin Pav bhaji & U Wer Saying
1 ChAmach Khila :D

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Cheeers!! Good news 4u

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Cheeers!!
Good news 4u.
Thums up pio.
pepsi pio.
juice pio.
beer pio.
kyunki

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ab
HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!!
Karlo susu chaddi me!! :D ..!!

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Ur a flower in english

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Ur a “flower” in english

In sanskrit “pushp”

In arabi “zuhra”

In urdu “gul”

Don’t b so happy,  b’coz
in hindi ur a
“FOOL”

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U r very spl 2 me

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U r very spl 2 me

I always pray 4 ur safty

I cant B with u at al times

So pls B careful.

Especially, wen u jump from tree 2 tree..!

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