Posts Tagged ‘Insult’

Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain

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Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.

Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain. :D

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Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge

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Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!! ;)

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Sagar mein water

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Sagar mein water

water mein fish

aapko namste

apki girlfriend ko kiss
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa……..

Maza aa gaya… Kal phir karoonga :D

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AIM High

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AIM HIGH
Or U will spoil ur shoes!!

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Written on the walls of a Men’s toilet..!! :P

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In me se koi 1 cheez select karo

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In me se koi 1 cheez select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda
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Or
apne sar pe zor se maaro.
Shayd meri yad aa jaye.gudmg

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Indians ki khas Aadte

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Indians ki khas Aadte:-
BARISH mili bhigna shuru,
BARAT mili nachna shuru,
LADKI mile line marna shuru,
aur
SMS mila nahi ke reply chhod kr fwd krna shuru. ;)

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?

Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?

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To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo. :D

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What is kiss?

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What is kiss?

It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.

Those who understood forwrd it,othrs go & watch cartoon ;)

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Useful Tip for lifetime!

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Useful Tip for lifetime:

Agar seedhi Ungli se GHEE naa nikle to

GHEE ko Garam kar lo.

Har Cheez me Ungli karna achchi baat nahi hai ;)

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Ye kaun log hain Jo sms ka jawab nahi dete re

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Gubber: Are O sambha ye kaun log hain…
Jo sms k jawab nahi dete re ??

Sambha: Sardar ye wo log he jo missed cal karne kw baad bhi balance check karte hai ..!! :roll:

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