Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,
bolti hi nahi
Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He
interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night
Santa- it doesn’t go anywer.
Intrvr- superb pls continue.
Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!
Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV
Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu
Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.
Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.
Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu 
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?
BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai
