Sms Jokes » Santa-Banta http://sms.fun12.com All Latest Cool Funny Sms Jokes :) Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:57:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Baaju ke ghar se IODEX maang ke la http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/baaju-ke-ghar-se-iodex-maang-ke-la/ http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/baaju-ke-ghar-se-iodex-maang-ke-la/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:09:33 +0000 Love_Guru http://sms.fun12.com/?p=4427 Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2010/06/25/baaju-ke-ghar-se-iodex-maang-ke-la/feed/ 0 Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi http://sms.fun12.com/2009/08/17/santa-ki-shaadi-ek-nurse-se-ho-gayi/ http://sms.fun12.com/2009/08/17/santa-ki-shaadi-ek-nurse-se-ho-gayi/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:12:14 +0000 Neha http://sms.fun12.com/?p=3793 Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,
bolti hi nahi

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2009/08/17/santa-ki-shaadi-ek-nurse-se-ho-gayi/feed/ 5 Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. http://sms.fun12.com/2009/07/30/santa-samundar-m-dahi-daal-raha-tha/ http://sms.fun12.com/2009/07/30/santa-samundar-m-dahi-daal-raha-tha/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:13:45 +0000 Neha http://sms.fun12.com/?p=3692 Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2009/07/30/santa-samundar-m-dahi-daal-raha-tha/feed/ 5 Nurse Mubarak Ho http://sms.fun12.com/2009/02/18/nurse-mubarak-ho/ http://sms.fun12.com/2009/02/18/nurse-mubarak-ho/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:04:23 +0000 Rocky http://sms.fun12.com/?p=3525 Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2009/02/18/nurse-mubarak-ho/feed/ 0 Interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night http://sms.fun12.com/2009/01/17/interviewer-where-does-d-sun-go-in-the-night/ http://sms.fun12.com/2009/01/17/interviewer-where-does-d-sun-go-in-the-night/#comments Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:04:55 +0000 admin http://sms.fun12.com/?p=3437 interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night
Santa- it doesn’t go anywer.
Intrvr- superb pls continue.
Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2009/01/17/interviewer-where-does-d-sun-go-in-the-night/feed/ 0 Santa Watching Star TV http://sms.fun12.com/2008/11/30/santa-watching-star-tv/ http://sms.fun12.com/2008/11/30/santa-watching-star-tv/#comments Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:29:47 +0000 Rocky http://sms.fun12.com/?p=3200 Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV

Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2008/11/30/santa-watching-star-tv/feed/ 1 Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/17/titanic-ke-sath-santa-bhi-dub-raha-tha/ http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/17/titanic-ke-sath-santa-bhi-dub-raha-tha/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:01:20 +0000 admin http://sms.fun12.com/?p=2968 Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/17/titanic-ke-sath-santa-bhi-dub-raha-tha/feed/ 0 Sir- Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/14/sir-achha-insan-wo-hi-he-jo/ http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/14/sir-achha-insan-wo-hi-he-jo/#comments Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:30:03 +0000 Rocky http://sms.fun12.com/?p=2914 Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/14/sir-achha-insan-wo-hi-he-jo/feed/ 2 Santa- bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/07/santa-bus-stand-tak-jane-k-kitnay-paise/ http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/07/santa-bus-stand-tak-jane-k-kitnay-paise/#comments Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:23:36 +0000 Rocky http://sms.fun12.com/?p=2877 Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu :D

]]> http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/07/santa-bus-stand-tak-jane-k-kitnay-paise/feed/ 1 SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/07/santa-tu-to-office-me-bada-sher/ http://sms.fun12.com/2008/10/07/santa-tu-to-office-me-bada-sher/#comments Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:20:18 +0000 Rocky http://sms.fun12.com/?p=2871 SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai. :D

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